2026 Sweary Sewist Advent Calendar | Kylie And The Machine
For the sewist who appreciates a little colorful language with their handmade wardrobe!
The 2026 Kylie and the Machine Sweary Sewist Advent Calendar is back for another year of cheeky surprises, questionable language, and plenty of sewing humor.
Behind 12 windows, you'll discover 30 premium woven labels featuring completely new designs created especially for this limited-edition release. Expect witty sayings, a little profanity, and plenty of personality to add to your handmade garments.
This year's calendar also features redesigned packaging made with recyclable paper and sugar cane pulp, plus a new tissue paper layer that keeps each day's surprises tucked neatly in place until you're ready to open them.
A hilarious gift for your favorite sewing friend—or a well-deserved treat for yourself. Because sometimes your handmade clothes deserve a label that says exactly what you're thinking!
What's Included:
- 12 windows filled with sewing surprises
- 30 premium polyester woven labels
- All-new, exclusive Kylie and the Machine designs
- A variety of label sizes and styles
- Redesigned, eco-conscious packaging
Details:
- Limited-edition 2026 release
- Calendar dimensions: 8.7" × 8.7" × 0.8" (22 × 22 × 2 cm)
- Labels are suitable for sewing into handmade garments and accessories
- Contains profanity and adult humor
Looking for something a little more family-friendly? Check out the classic 2026 Kylie and the Machine 24-Day Advent Calendar!
Don't forget to grab a KATM tin and keep your label collection organized and accessible!
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